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16. ‘You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.’
15. ‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.’
14. ‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.’
13. ‘If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.’
12. ‘Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.’
11. ‘You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?’
10. ‘Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help.. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?’
9. ‘Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.’
8. ‘The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?’
7. ‘Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop’
6. ‘Yeah, we have a quota.. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.’
5. ‘In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.’
4. ‘How big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?’
3. ‘No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.’
2. ‘I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.’
AND THE WINNER IS….
1. ‘You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t.. Sign here.’
The National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund (NLEOMF) is bringing you the opportunity to win a 2010 Harley-Davidson Peace Officer Edition Road King.
Tickets are $25 and can be purchased by calling (202) 737-3402. This beautiful bike has an MSRP of $18,402 and has been generously donated by Harley-Davidson.
The drawing will be held at the National Law Enforcement Museum’s Groundbreaking Galas on October 14th, 2010 at the National Building Museum, just steps away from the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial. The winner need not be present to win. All proceeds from the raffle go toward efforts to build the first-ever National Law Enforcement Museum.
The motorcycle was on display during National Police Week at the FOP Tent City and during LawRide. Again, tickets are just $25 each and only 6,000 tickets are being sold.
Purchase your tickets NOW at the Memorial Visitors Center & Store or by calling (202) 737-3402 between the hours of 9am and 5pm (EDT), Monday through Friday. And if you’re not able to get through on your first call, please keep trying.
Celebrates 100 Years of Motorcycle Policing
http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-100513-mpd-motorcycles,0,3583847.story
The BSO Patch consists of a Shield Shape Patch with the lettering in gold “Broward County” Top and “Sheriff’s Office” Bottom. A six pointed Sheriff’s Star, The outline of the State of Florida, Gold Island with Palm Tree and Sun coming up. Can anyone explain the orange or red woman with child? She is standing on green grass with water between the gold island.

BSO Broward Sheriff's Office Patch
Broward County Police Memorial – Friday May 7th, 2010 @ 7pm.
The one hour service will honor the 61 Broward County Officers who have lost their lives in the line-of-duty. Roll call of Heroes, 21 gun salute, flyover and a candlelight remembrance. Honor. Integrity. Respect. ** Held at the Broward Police Academy, 3501 Davie Road, Davie, Florida.
For more information contact: Officer Chris Stilwell, Broward County Honor Guard Director; c/o Plantation Police Department, 451 NW 70th Terrace, Plantation, FL. 33317. (954) 797-2100
OK, so you think you want to be a police officer.
Do you really think you can do the job? Trust me, law enforcement as a career is not for everyone, and everyone that starts out in law enforcement does not make it to retirement. This job is hard on some people, some make it, some don’t, and it’s just the nature of the beast.
Chris Wagoner (Academy Commander)
This is general police work in the protection of life and property through the enforcement of laws and ordinances. Police Officers perform work in accordance with the departmental rules and regulations and receive assignments and instructions from police personnel of higher rank.
EVENT TIME/DATE: 8 a.m. – 4 p.m. Saturday, April 10, 2010
LOCATION: Pompano Citi Centre, 1955 N. Federal Hwy., Pompano Beach – (SW corner of Federal Hwy. and Copans Rd.)
Over 100 police motorcycles from all over the eastern United States and beyond will converge on Pompano Beach to compete in the 21st Annual South East Police Motorcycle Training Seminar and Safety Trials. It is the largest police motorcycle safety skills event held in the Southeast. The rodeo, as it is called, will be held from 8 a.m. – 4 p.m. on Saturday, April 10, 2010 at Pompano Citi Center. The Broward Sheriff’s Office, with over 60 motorcycle deputies, has proudly been affiliated with this event since its inception.
The event has two main benefits. For motor officers from around the country, they train throughout the week and enhance their personal safety skills while at the same time raising funds for the families of slain law enforcement officers through Concerns of Police Survivors (C.O.P.S.) South Florida Chapter and the Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA), both worthwhile charities the law enforcement community supports.
The training courses are designed to enhance the daily riding skills of the motorcycle officer. They are intricate and very demanding and are identical to those used in the police motorcycle enforcement rider school. Three days of training (Wednesday – Friday) precede Saturday’s rodeo (safety trials and Fun Run) which actually simulates challenges motorcycle officers encounter daily. Motor officers must participate in the safety trials to qualify for the Fun Run.
Admission for the event is free and is sure to be an exciting day for the whole family. A new 2010 Harley-Davidson Sportster 883 with trailer will be raffled off at the end of the event. Tickets for the raffle are one dollar each and are available at the event. Proceeds will go to both charities, C.O.P.S. and MDA. Last year’s rodeo raised over $50,000 for these charities. For more information, visit www.southeastpolice.com.